为什么晚上懒人之歌

‘壹’ 懒人之歌的英文名叫什么

The Lazy Song音译及意思（叫The Lazy Song，歌词音译意思白送）

Today I don't feel like doing anything。

特得-爱-东特-非欧-来客-赌赢-按你醒~~
I just wanna lay in my bed
爱-扎斯特-玩那-类-因-买-白的
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
东特-非欧-来客-匹克应-阿普-买-风，搜-礼物-啊-买赛直-艾特-则-头恩
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
壳斯-特得-爱-四五艾尔-爱慕-闹特-赌赢-按你醒

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
爱慕-够那-K一可-买-非特-阿普-赞-斯戴尔-艾特-则-翻
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
特恩-则-TV-昂，则肉-买-汗的-音-买-盘此
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
No保底-够恩-胎儿-米-爱-看特

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
艾尔-比-狼之影-昂-则-烤翅-扎斯特-吃衣领-因-买-死哪给
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
克里克-凸-MTV-搜-贼-看-提吃-米-好-凸-大给
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
考斯-因-买-卡搜-爱慕-则-福瑞克赢-慢~
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
哦-噎死，爱-塞得-伊特，爱-塞得-伊特
I said it 'cause I can
爱-塞得-伊特-考斯-爱-侃

Today I don't feel like doing anything
特得-爱-东特-非欧-来客-赌赢-按你醒~~
I just wanna lay in my bed
爱-扎斯特-玩那-类-因-买-白的
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
东特-非欧-来客-匹克应-阿普-买-风，搜-礼物-啊-买赛直-艾特-则-头恩
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
克斯-特得-爱-四五艾尔-爱慕-闹特-赌赢-按你醒
Nothing at all, nothing at all
哪醒-艾特-欧，哪醒-艾特-欧

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
特猫肉-爱偶-维克-阿普，度-桑母-屁耐欧埃克斯
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
法恩的-啊-锐利-奈斯，狗，还无-桑母-锐利-奈斯-赛克斯
And she's gonna scream out
暗的-诗意斯-够那-斯科瑞木-奥特

This is great
子斯-意思-格瑞特
(Oh my god, this is great)
哦买噶。。自私-意思-格瑞特。。。

Yeah, I might mess around
叶，爱-麦特-麦斯-啊如昂得
And get my college degree
暗的-盖特-买-考泪痣-地格瑞
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
爱-百特-买-偶的-慢-围殴-必-搜-普绕的-欧服-米
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
巴特-扫瑞-跑普斯，幼欧-扎斯特-还无-凸-维特

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
哦-噎死，爱-塞得-伊特，爱-塞得-伊特
I said it 'cause I can
爱-塞得-伊特-考斯-爱-看

Today I don't feel like doing anything
特得-爱-东特-非欧-来客-赌赢-按你醒~~
I just wanna lay in my bed
爱-扎斯特-玩那-类-因-买-白的
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
东特-非欧-来客-匹克应-阿普-买-风，搜-礼物-啊-买赛直-艾特-则-头恩
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
颗斯-特得-爱-四五艾尔-爱慕-闹特-赌赢-按你醒

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
NO，爱-A恩特-够那-口恩不-买-海尔
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
考斯-爱-A恩特-够应-安尼韦尔
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
艾尔-扎斯特-死抓特-因-买-波死得(dei)-苏特
And let everything hang loose
暗的-莱特-诶味儿瑞醒-憨-鲁斯
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Today I don't feel like doing anything
特得-爱-东特-非欧-来客-赌赢-按你醒~~
I just wanna lay in my bed
爱-扎斯特-玩那-类-因-买-白的
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
东特-非欧-来客-匹克应-阿普-买-风，搜-礼物-啊-买赛直-艾特-则-头恩
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
可斯-特得-爱-四五艾尔-爱慕-闹特-赌赢-按你醒

Nothing at all
哪醒-艾特-欧
Nothing at all
哪醒-艾特-欧
Nothing at all
哪醒-艾特-欧~~~~~

Today I don't feel
like doing anything
爷TM今儿毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爷就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

I'm gonna kick my feet up
爷把脚翘老高
Then stare at the fan
瞪着风扇发愣
Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants
打开电视，把手塞进裤子里捣鼓捣鼓（是这意思不？？！！）
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
谁都别告诉我我不能~

I'll be lying on the couch,
我会歪在沙发上
Just chillin' in my snuggie
窝在我温暖的窝窝里
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
换到MTV台，看他们教我跳舞
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷！
Oh, oh
哦~哦~

Yes I said it
是啊，我说了
I said it
我说了
I said it 'cause I can
我就说了！怎么的吧！

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爷TM今儿毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爷就想窝在被窝里头
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干
Nothing at all
毛也不干~

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
认识个超棒的妞儿，做点儿超棒的爱
She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'
她会大叫：“丫太牛B了！”
[Hear me out: this is great]
【听到没啊：太牛B了！】
Yeah
啊~

I might mess around, get my college degree
我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞个文凭啥的
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
那我老爹可得骄傲了
But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait
但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等
Oh, oh
哦~哦~

Yes I said it
是啊，我说了
I said it
我说了
I said it 'cause I can
我就说了！怎么的吧！

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爷TM今儿毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爷就想窝在被窝里头
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
不~我连头发都不梳~
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
因为我哪儿都没打算去~
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
不不不不不~没打算去~

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
爷就光着屁股大摇大摆
And let everything hang loose
一切都放轻松点儿
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
啊啊啊啊啊放轻松点儿~

Oh
哦~
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爷TM今儿毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爷就想窝在被窝里头
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

Nothing at all
毛都不干~
Nothing at all
毛都不干~~
Nothing at all
毛都不干~~~
你不会查不到吧。。

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压声懒人之歌歌词：

地球不爆炸
床我都不下
你要拿我跟猪比
猪都害怕
周一睁开眼
我就盼着放假
如果不是迫不得已
我都懒得说话