為什麼晚上懶人之歌

『壹』 懶人之歌的英文名叫什麼

The Lazy Song音譯及意思（叫The Lazy Song，歌詞音譯意思白送）

Today I don't feel like doing anything。

特得-愛-東特-非歐-來客-賭贏-按你醒~~
I just wanna lay in my bed
愛-扎斯特-玩那-類-因-買-白的
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
東特-非歐-來客-匹克應-阿普-買-風，搜-禮物-啊-買賽直-艾特-則-頭恩
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
殼斯-特得-愛-四五艾爾-愛慕-鬧特-賭贏-按你醒

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
愛慕-夠那-K一可-買-非特-阿普-贊-斯戴爾-艾特-則-翻
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
特恩-則-TV-昂，則肉-買-汗的-音-買-盤此
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
No保底-夠恩-胎兒-米-愛-看特

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
艾爾-比-狼之影-昂-則-烤翅-扎斯特-吃衣領-因-買-死哪給
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
克里克-凸-MTV-搜-賊-看-提吃-米-好-凸-大給
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
考斯-因-買-卡搜-愛慕-則-福瑞克贏-慢~
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
哦-噎死，愛-塞得-伊特，愛-塞得-伊特
I said it 'cause I can
愛-塞得-伊特-考斯-愛-侃

Today I don't feel like doing anything
特得-愛-東特-非歐-來客-賭贏-按你醒~~
I just wanna lay in my bed
愛-扎斯特-玩那-類-因-買-白的
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
東特-非歐-來客-匹克應-阿普-買-風，搜-禮物-啊-買賽直-艾特-則-頭恩
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
克斯-特得-愛-四五艾爾-愛慕-鬧特-賭贏-按你醒
Nothing at all, nothing at all
哪醒-艾特-歐，哪醒-艾特-歐

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
特貓肉-愛偶-維克-阿普，度-桑母-屁耐歐埃克斯
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
法恩的-啊-銳利-奈斯，狗，還無-桑母-銳利-奈斯-賽克斯
And she's gonna scream out
暗的-詩意斯-夠那-斯科瑞木-奧特

This is great
子斯-意思-格瑞特
(Oh my god, this is great)
哦買噶。。自私-意思-格瑞特。。。

Yeah, I might mess around
葉，愛-麥特-麥斯-啊如昂得
And get my college degree
暗的-蓋特-買-考淚痣-地格瑞
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
愛-百特-買-偶的-慢-圍毆-必-搜-普繞的-歐服-米
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
巴特-掃瑞-跑普斯，幼歐-扎斯特-還無-凸-維特

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
哦-噎死，愛-塞得-伊特，愛-塞得-伊特
I said it 'cause I can
愛-塞得-伊特-考斯-愛-看

Today I don't feel like doing anything
特得-愛-東特-非歐-來客-賭贏-按你醒~~
I just wanna lay in my bed
愛-扎斯特-玩那-類-因-買-白的
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
東特-非歐-來客-匹克應-阿普-買-風，搜-禮物-啊-買賽直-艾特-則-頭恩
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
顆斯-特得-愛-四五艾爾-愛慕-鬧特-賭贏-按你醒

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
NO，愛-A恩特-夠那-口恩不-買-海爾
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
考斯-愛-A恩特-夠應-安尼韋爾
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
艾爾-扎斯特-死抓特-因-買-波死得(dei)-蘇特
And let everything hang loose
暗的-萊特-誒味兒瑞醒-憨-魯斯
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Today I don't feel like doing anything
特得-愛-東特-非歐-來客-賭贏-按你醒~~
I just wanna lay in my bed
愛-扎斯特-玩那-類-因-買-白的
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
東特-非歐-來客-匹克應-阿普-買-風，搜-禮物-啊-買賽直-艾特-則-頭恩
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
可斯-特得-愛-四五艾爾-愛慕-鬧特-賭贏-按你醒

Nothing at all
哪醒-艾特-歐
Nothing at all
哪醒-艾特-歐
Nothing at all
哪醒-艾特-歐~~~~~

Today I don't feel
like doing anything
爺TM今兒毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爺就想窩在被窩里頭
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留個言唄
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹

I'm gonna kick my feet up
爺把腳翹老高
Then stare at the fan
瞪著風扇發愣
Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants
打開電視，把手塞進褲子里搗鼓搗鼓（是這意思不？？！！）
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
誰都別告訴我我不能~

I'll be lying on the couch,
我會歪在沙發上
Just chillin' in my snuggie
窩在我溫暖的窩窩里
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
換到MTV台，看他們教我跳舞
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
因為在我的城堡上，我就是爺！
Oh, oh
哦~哦~

Yes I said it
是啊，我說了
I said it
我說了
I said it 'cause I can
我就說了！怎麼的吧！

Today I don』t feel like doing anything
爺TM今兒毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爺就想窩在被窩里頭
Don』t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留個言唄
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹
Nothing at all
毛也不幹~

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
明兒我會爬起來，做點兒健身操
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
認識個超棒的妞兒，做點兒超棒的愛
She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'
她會大叫：「丫太牛B了！」
[Hear me out: this is great]
【聽到沒啊：太牛B了！】
Yeah
啊~

I might mess around, get my college degree
我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞個文憑啥的
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
那我老爹可得驕傲了
But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait
但是不好意思了老爹，您還得再等等
Oh, oh
哦~哦~

Yes I said it
是啊，我說了
I said it
我說了
I said it 'cause I can
我就說了！怎麼的吧！

Today I don』t feel like doing anything
爺TM今兒毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爺就想窩在被窩里頭
Don』t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留個言唄
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
不~我連頭發都不梳~
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
因為我哪兒都沒打算去~
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
不不不不不~沒打算去~

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
爺就光著屁股大搖大擺
And let everything hang loose
一切都放輕松點兒
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
啊啊啊啊啊放輕松點兒~

Oh
哦~
Today I don』t feel like doing anything
爺TM今兒毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爺就想窩在被窩里頭
Don』t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留個言唄
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹

Nothing at all
毛都不幹~
Nothing at all
毛都不幹~~
Nothing at all
毛都不幹~~~
你不會查不到吧。。

『貳』 地球不爆炸床我都不下是什麼歌，壓聲懶人之歌歌曲介紹

地球不爆炸，床我都不下，你要拿我跟豬比，豬都害怕”，最近抖音上不少小夥伴都用上了這首歌作為視頻bgm，非常的適合那些懶人，那麼這首歌是什麼歌呢？下面就一起跟著我來看看吧。

這首歌的歌名叫做《壓聲網抑雲之歌》，是由抖音用戶正昊原創的一段說唱歌曲。

壓聲懶人之歌歌詞：

地球不爆炸
床我都不下
你要拿我跟豬比
豬都害怕
周一睜開眼
我就盼著放假
如果不是迫不得已
我都懶得說話